Age, Incontinence, and Beer
So it’s January 9 and I’ve only posted once since Dec. 26. BOO! I sort of unplugged over the holidays and it was really fantastic, and it’s been very hard to come back and start getting in the routine...
View ArticleIndependence Weekend, I Miss You
It’s Sunday night, and I already miss my Independence Weekend. Work has been grinding a bit lately, and it’s not the work, it’s the effing work DRAMA. The running from cubicle to cubicle to talk about...
View ArticleHow Is My Monday? Glad You Asked
Hello Wifers. Happy Monday. How is your day going? Really? Aww. That sucks. OR, Hey, that’s great. Enough about you. I’d like to tell you a bit about how MY day is going thus far: 1. I can’t find my...
View ArticleExercises in Asshattery
Last weekend I attended a birthday party that left me a little out of commission. The next day, Current Husband and I attended a block party at a friend’s house, where there were people I know really...
View ArticleHad a Hairball
Two weekends ago, I attended a 70′s Disco Band Night with the Travoltas. I knew most of the words to most of the songs and made a general nuisance of myself. Last weekend, I pumped it up a notch and...
View ArticleShe Made Me Switch Teams
But only for a day. Longtime readers know that I am an Iowa State Cyclone fan and grad. I love the Clones. But last week, Current Husband and I got an offer we couldn’t refuse: To sleep with the enemy...
View ArticleHelp! I Need Somebody!
Not just anybody. You know I need someone. HELP! When I was younger, so much younger than today, I had nothing but spare time and I realize now that I completely wasted it. Had I realized that today I...
View ArticleI’ll Be Wicked For Good
Dang! It’s been a crazy month. Banquets and concerts and graduations, oh my! For Christmas, my mom got my sister and me and our daughters tickets to the musical Wicked, which is playing in Omaha right...
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